10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "No river, no fish."
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.