10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz