10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth