10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.