10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)