10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus