10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi