10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."