10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Fold and live to fold again
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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