10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "No river, no fish."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers