10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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