10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Welcome to kicker school
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek