10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.