10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.