10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.