10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is