10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain