10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Welcome to kicker school
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.