10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright