10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?