10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?