10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack