10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.