10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."