10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels