10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed