10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow