10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker is for loners.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier