10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.