10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.