10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss