10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim