10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.