10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.