10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "No river, no fish."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.