10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.