10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.