10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.