10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.