10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!