10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.