10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?