10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester