10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!