10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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