10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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