10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.