10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.