10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Welcome to kicker school
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant