10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.